Newfound Freedom Gifts

At least you didn't marry him.

Carefree luggage.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

"Privates Beach"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Time for tea and friendship.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Toast'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Mad For It

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'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Peace in shackles.

President Putin.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

To Iraq with love.

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Are You a True American Patriot?