Gaining Freedom Gifts

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Carefree luggage.

"Privates Beach"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Swinging

Soldier armed with a pen.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

UNFADED GLORY

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

The Idea of America.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

Peace in shackles.

President Putin.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

To Iraq with love.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"Are we there yet?"