Post-lockdown Freedom Gifts

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"I'm glad you're open again."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Coronovirus dreams

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

Social Distancing

"To be or not to be."

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

Natural relaxation in confinement

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

Returning tourism

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Pandemic playhouse.

Coronavirus recovery

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

Free at last

At least you didn't marry him.

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"That one looks like hope."

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Going back to work

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"...and we don't have to stay 6 feet apart!"

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

"Most people are happy just to get a few tinnies in!"

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

"I'm miming my terror!"

Lockdown