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'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Golden Eggs.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

I have a dream.

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"