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'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

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Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

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What is possible and what is probable.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Man chasing carrot.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Where'd you get that?"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"