Coming Into Wealth T-Shirts

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Long and Short term investments.

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

What is possible and what is probable.

J.T.Barndollar - Bought Low, Sold High.

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Business Philosophy 101.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'