Coming Into Wealth T-Shirts

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Long and Short term investments.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

What is possible and what is probable.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Business Philosophy 101.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

J.T.Barndollar - Bought Low, Sold High.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'