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'How did you sprain your jaw?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Money Tree

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Financial Eyesight

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'What's happened to all this money?'

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'