Come Into Money Gifts

'How did you sprain your jaw?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Money Tree

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Financial Eyesight

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'What's happened to all this money?'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"