Earning Money Gifts

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Money Tree

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

What is possible/what is probable.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"