Money Making Gifts

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"That's a very convincing strategy."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'I'm greedy - But it's an unremarkable greed.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Money Tree

What is possible/what is probable.

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'I've just remembered I was going to rename the portfolio I'd worked out with you before I presented you with it.'

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."