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"That's a very convincing strategy."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'I'm greedy - But it's an unremarkable greed.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Money Tree

What is possible/what is probable.

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

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"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."

'I've just remembered I was going to rename the portfolio I'd worked out with you before I presented you with it.'

'The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"My jumble sale was so successful I won't want pocket money for YEARS!"

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

'I made $1200 trading stocks today, how much did you make driving a taxicab?'