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"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Money Tree

What is possible/what is probable.

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

Cultivating money.

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"That's a very convincing strategy."

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"Ask Mister Buck." Our wizard of finance answers your questions. "Mist Buck, what's a 'lump sum settlement'?" That's what you get from workers' comp if you get hit on the head at work.

London underground talks continued

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

'The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money.'

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."