Moneymaker Mindset T-Shirts

"But the real money will be in inventing PAVEMENT!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Money Tree

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"That's a very convincing strategy."

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'Dollar'

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)