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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Money Tree

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I realize you make a lot of money, but I'm your mother. So no, I'm not paying you to help me with my computer and phone."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'But I do have fun. I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I made $1200 trading stocks today, how much did you make driving a taxicab?'

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Cow to business man: 'The neck sack is loaded with moolah. Say hello to your cash cow.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

U.S. Mint. I think we deserve a raise --- Our productivity is certainly up!

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'