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What is possible/what is probable.

An artist gazing longingly at at painting of an artist selling a painting

Dreaming of a supplyside Christmas season.

Let's Celebrate

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Money Tree

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"That's a very convincing strategy."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

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"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

'I'm greedy - But it's an unremarkable greed.'

'I've just remembered I was going to rename the portfolio I'd worked out with you before I presented you with it.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."