Creative Money-makers Gifts

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Money Tree

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"That's a very convincing strategy."

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

"Well sir, if you look at it like this we're actually up this quarter!"

'I'm greedy - But it's an unremarkable greed.'

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."

'The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

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