Creative Money-makers Pillows

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Money Tree

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"That's a very convincing strategy."

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'

'I used to hate spam until I figured out how to make $78,000,000 sending it.'

"Well sir, if you look at it like this we're actually up this quarter!"

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'I'm greedy - But it's an unremarkable greed.'

'The trouble with me is, I'm too busy to make money.'

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Money doesn't make me happy, but I've learned never to be a quitter."

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.