Money Talk Participant Gifts

The Caring Society: Analysts.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'You say you want to speak to me about a raise?'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Campaign Donations

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."

Janet Yellen

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'The key to accumulating wealth, Timmy, is outlasting all of life's objections to your having it.'

'Dollar'

"I think I finally understand inflation."