Money Discussions Gifts

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

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