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'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Big Issue...'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'