Cash-conscious Caller Gifts

Mobile Bills

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Good dog!'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

Contemporary Consumerism

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

'If our advertising seems to suggest that we'll give a loan to anyone regardless of risk, it's because we will.'

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

I bought this car on the lay-awake plan� I lay awake at night wondering when the repo man is going to come and haul it away.

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'