Entering The Stock Market T-Shirts

"What's the current dividend yield of IBM?..."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Jumping Wall Street.

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Long and Short term investments.

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."