Unexpected Millionaire T-Shirts

Subway Platform Lunatic / Subway Platform Lunatic with Cute Girlfriend / Subway Platform Lunatic with Mad Stacks of Cash

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

"What luck!"

Monk Parrot.

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

Reality Show Host

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

Fisherman finds golf kit

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"The control group has taken control."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

'Financially, he's in better shape than he looks.'

Catching a Boot

'SSSSSSSHHHHH, - keep it quiet, - Don't tell anyone.'

You were left a fortune by Barry Goldwater?! That Goldwater? The arch-conservative? Fierce libertarian. But … why … how? Tell me that you didn't have a … A what? A tryst? An exchange of ideas? A meeting of the minds? A passionate exchange of views on a veranda overlooking his Arizona home that left him consumed with me – my scent, my touch, my wicked rhetorical stylings? Yes, tell me you didn't, especially the rhetoric part! A lady never tells.

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

ATM.

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'