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'Financially, he's in better shape than he looks.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

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The Stock Market.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

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'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

"I hear they think they found wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"I don't want to visit Father Christmas! I want to visit Bill Gates!"

'SSSSSSSHHHHH, - keep it quiet, - Don't tell anyone.'

"I'm surprised he's still working after winning the lottery!"

'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

"What I would like is a wonderful life, three bright kids..."

"If you're rich, I have a great investment for you. If you're poor, why are we talking?"

'Thanks for the meaning of life, but I'll still need money.'

"I had no idea the awards ceremony was today."