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"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

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'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

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"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

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'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."