Unexpected Fortune T-Shirts

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Surprise!"

"Gift"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"What luck!"

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.

Reality Show Host

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

Big Surprise (vending machine)

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

Catching a Boot

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

ATM.