Unexpected Fortune Mugs

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Surprise!"

"Gift"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.

"What luck!"

Reality Show Host

Fisherman finds golf kit

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

Big Surprise (vending machine)

Man gets millions of one-of-a-kind mutant walnut.

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

Catching a Boot

You were left a fortune by Barry Goldwater?! That Goldwater? The arch-conservative? Fierce libertarian. But … why … how? Tell me that you didn't have a … A what? A tryst? An exchange of ideas? A meeting of the minds? A passionate exchange of views on a veranda overlooking his Arizona home that left him consumed with me – my scent, my touch, my wicked rhetorical stylings? Yes, tell me you didn't, especially the rhetoric part! A lady never tells.

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

I want to get Rudy a Christmas gift. What would he like? Seriously? Yes, seriously. Maybe I do spend all day mercilessly taunting him, driving him to the point of tears ... But that doesn't mean I can't give him his heart's desire for Christmas. Sometimes people still surprise me. Then I can remind him for years that I bought him a gift and he didn't buy me one! But usually not.

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'