Unexpected Inheritances T-Shirts

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Gift"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

God changes His will.

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

She's leaving me all her money.'

'Don't spend it all at once.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

I thought you said you didn't have any children. I forgot about my youthful indiscretion and the resulting love child.

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"I thought you were on the pill."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

"What luck!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'My magician uncle left it to me in his will.'

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

"I know it was the old man's last wish when he died. . . but our CEO is now a cat!"