Unexpected Talents T-Shirts

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Giraffe Portrait

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Musical Prodigy

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

The ocean is no place for a star.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Monk Parrot.

Can You Dance?

Shark Bomb

"I didn’t know you could play."

"Can you hear me now?"

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Reality Show Host

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

"Weird - it must have gotten mixed in with the office supplies when I left the job."

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'

'Hey, look!'

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

"The control group has taken control."

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'