Sudden Wealth Prints

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

Where history's best ideas happen.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"What luck!"

Reality Show Host

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"

'What can you suggest for someone who guessed right on technology stocks?'

Fund manager greeting a man who has found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

You were left a fortune by Barry Goldwater?! That Goldwater? The arch-conservative? Fierce libertarian. But … why … how? Tell me that you didn't have a … A what? A tryst? An exchange of ideas? A meeting of the minds? A passionate exchange of views on a veranda overlooking his Arizona home that left him consumed with me – my scent, my touch, my wicked rhetorical stylings? Yes, tell me you didn't, especially the rhetoric part! A lady never tells.

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

How to make a million dollars

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

ATM.

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich