Success Skeptics Gifts

Looking for a gift for the success skeptics in your life? These thoughtfully humorous items are designed for those who challenge conventional achievement narratives, combining wit with a touch of irony. Ideal for anyone who loves to question the status quo and enjoys a good-natured laugh about the pursuit of success. Whether they’re successful by traditional standards or not, these gifts will resonate and bring a smile to their face.

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'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!' mockup

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

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'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor. mockup

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence. mockup

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?' mockup

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

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Go! Means NOW!

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Teamwork!

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'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.' mockup

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

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Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations mockup

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

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Upward Progress

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'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.' mockup

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.' mockup

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

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'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!' mockup

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

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'If I may say so, business is booming.' mockup

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

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The rope to success.

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Win - win

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'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.' mockup

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

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'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.' mockup

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

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'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.' mockup

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

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"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy." mockup

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

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Gloat

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"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..." mockup

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?" mockup

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

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"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life." mockup

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

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"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me." mockup

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

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If a moo can rise to the top, so can I. mockup

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?" mockup

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

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'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.' mockup

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

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Ladder of Success.

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Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?' mockup

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

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Success Skeptics Gifts Collection

Success Skeptics Mugs

Discover our collection of success skeptic mugs—witty, clever designs that make mornings more amusing. Click to find your new favorite coffee companion.

Success Skeptics Pillows

Shop our success skeptic pillows—ironic, funny, and charming pieces that add personality and humor to any room.

Success Skeptics Prints

Explore our success skeptic prints—artful designs that poke fun at the pursuit of success and inspire reflection with a humorous touch.

Success Skeptics T-Shirts

Browse our success skeptic t-shirts featuring humorous and thought-provoking designs. Perfect for expressing your outlook on achievement with style and wit.