Subway Stan Gifts

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Getting Closer

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"I gave on the E train."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

Sidewalk the game

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"Except moles, madam."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'See - they always find their way home.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

Big Brother Is a Slacker

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.