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"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

I should probably get out more.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

She required plenty of personal space.

The lonely figure

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."