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"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I should probably get out more.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.