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"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I gotta be me!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

I should probably get out more.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Yes, I'm alone."

The lonely figure

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

A politician's dream come true...

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'