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Waiting For The G Train

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Crab with a clown face.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Mary Queen of Scots

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The Piranesi Mall

If you see something, buy something.

'See - they always find their way home.'