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"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

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'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

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'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Attempting to a Political Career

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"You call this opening up?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

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"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"Ah, springtime. When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of income tax returns."

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It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.

"I wrote it strictly for the reviews."