Subversion Seeker Pillows

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

New York Netherworld

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

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François Guizot

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

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Attempting to a Political Career

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"You call this opening up?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

Insider Information.

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

Child hacking into the US Pentagon

"Ah, springtime. When a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of income tax returns."

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It became clear that the secret door was behind the other bookcase.