Subscription Boxes Pillows

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Wine of the Day Club

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Music Box

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Time-of-the-month club.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Introvert-in-a-Box

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

Club of the Month

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

Nature abhors an empty box.

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."