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Club of the Month

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Wine of the Day Club

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Time-of-the-month club.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

Netflix Award Show

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Our bank account is now behind a paywall...

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Why Leave Home?

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

Fire Up the Netflix

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

Idiot! You get 12 free rocks, but now you have to buy a rock every month for a year!