Sub-atomic Sleuth T-Shirts

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Spy Satellite

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'