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Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Naked Mole Rat

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Complexity Made Simple.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Cursing Scientist.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'