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'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Paranormal A-Z...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Stratigraphy

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Spy Satellite

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'