Stylish Storybook Reader Gifts

7 Dwarves of Shoes

The Runaway Horse

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Two Generations of Readers

Knights of the bedside table.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

A new meaning in the Roman

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"The butler did it!"

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Book Igloo

'And then Baby Bear said...'