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The Runaway Horse

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Damsel takes blackbird pie mix from store shelf.

A new meaning in the Roman

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"The butler did it!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'And then Baby Bear said...'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'