Stylish Aviary Fan Gifts

A rare glimpse of the reclusive Tweedy Bird.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Cow Blue Arrows

bird interprets modern art

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Relax.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Migration Music

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Stainglass Windows '33

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"Naw, it's a drone."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

Next stop: moon!

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

"Another flight of fancy."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...