European Style Fan Gifts

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"We need to have a serious talk."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Dead animal toupee.

'Dauber Micawber'

Thomas Wyatt

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Greece - Euro

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."