European Style Fan Gifts

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"We need to have a serious talk."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Dead animal toupee.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

Elvis' autopsy

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Thomas Wyatt

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Greece - Euro

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."