Style Enforcer Gifts

Fashion police

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Hair Traffic control.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

High Pants/Low Pants.

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Referee cop.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Mom Umpires

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I try to get a head start on them."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'