Style Enforcer Pillows

Fashion police

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Hair Traffic control.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

High Pants/Low Pants.

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'