Stuffed-but-active Gifts

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Help me!

Baby Bear.

False food.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"