Stuffed-but-active Gifts

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Help me!

False food.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Baby Bear.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'It must be the plague!'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."