Studying For Sat Gifts

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

I will study my speling words...

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Evil Exams!

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'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Good idea.